So here I am in Austin. Can you tell in my face I'm so excited? They took me in this house where I thought it was going to be my new digs and then took me right back outside the backdoor where they stuck me in this big pen. Geez, jail memories all over again. There's these dude dogs looking at me too. There's one named Seamus and he's got attitude. I didn't need to see his teeth. Malcolm the other dude wasn't too bad. There's these other 2 inside too named T-Bone and Roadhouse; oops I mean Roadside who claims she can pull over 900lbs. Yeah right. They're calling this like a halfway house? Halfway to my supposed new digs... See pics of me here.
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